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princesstad — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:23:02 +0000

His snoring is making me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!

princesstad — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 04:20:39 +0000

OMG!!! It’s 12:26pm and I”m still awake because of his relentless snoring. It sounds like a chain saw taking down 100 year old trees in a Redwood forest. I can’t take it anymore!!!!!!! I have to swat at him again…..hang on a second………Alrighty then, I’m back. Let’s see if this stops him!

AHHHHHHH…….It didn’t work….he’s stilll doing it……I want to plug up his nostrils with my pillows and throw myself off of this bed!!!!!

I guess it’s another night of sharing my 3 year olds twin bunk bed with her. The one with the rock mattress. OH the joys of marriage. I’ll miss you Temperpedic bed!

nitey nite

Swine Flu Invasion…..I’m Scared!

princesstad — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 02:22:19 +0000

Alrighty then……I don’t like it at all that I’m getting all of this terrible stuff on the news about this swine flu. I’ll be honest with all of you and say that I’m considering keeping my 3 year old home from school! Is any other housewife out there just a little bit nervous or concerned about their family contracting this?

I’m afraid to watch the new because the media is making look like an epidemic!!

ANY comments or advice is greatly appreciated!!!!

Hello there husband…..quit micro managing my life!

princesstad — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:55:20 +0000

My Micro-Manager Husband….this is a good one!

In Uncategorized on April 28, 2009 at 6:27 am

I swear to god that I am being micro-managed by my husband!!! Are any of you out there feeling like your spouse is trying to control your daily activities? The, “where are you?” “did you do this, did you do that?” “when are you going to be home?”, “can you call so and so?”. Can you leave me ALONE for 5 minutes please!!!!! He’s worse than the freaking kids.

Oh, and wait, it gets even better because he’s just told me that he’ll be home ALL day tomorrow. OMG…I think I might have to hurt him. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love him to death, but just not ALL day long in my space when the kids are at school. Doesn’t he know that I have to meet my bff at Starbuck’s at 8:00am after I drop the kiddies off, and then we’re off to the gym?? Does he honestly think that I’m gonna fit in those sz 25 jeans if I go to breakfast w/him instead?? Now, I’ll have to put up with Captain Controller carting my fat rear around for the day! Can’t I get a minute to myself?? I think I call his bff and see if he can take him to lunch. Good idea, right? Ahhhhh….

Anyhow, did I mention to any of you that my husband is allergic to shellfish?….like, he’s really deathly allergic! So, maybe I should suggest that he and I spend some quality time together over a romantic lobster tail lunch!!!!! Hehehehehe……sooooo just kidding….i think! I’m gonna call his friend right now before I change my mind.

Wish me luck today…….I’ll need it!

xo,
d.b.

Hello world!

princesstad — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:40:16 +0000

Here we come…… get ready to pee your pants laughing at the stories we dish out about our husbands, kids and friends!!! We won’t hold anything back and tell it all as WE see it unfold.

It’s like being a fly on the wall……..ONLY BETTER.

Oh, and by the way, we can’t wait to hear your stories too!!!